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Is that you FAAAAAM HARD AS NAILS BRO!!!

Originally posted by KROWNVIC

hahaha

reminded me of this one

A man at work calls home and his

8

years old daughter picks the

phone :

“Hi honey, this is daddy. Is

mommy near the phone ?”

“No daddy she is upstairs in the

bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The

little girl

quipped.

“After a brief pause daddy says,“But

honey you haven’t got an uncle

Paul!”

“Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs

in the

room with mommy right now.” Brief

pause, “Uh okay then, this

is what

I want you to do : put the phone

down

on the table, run upstairs, knock

on the bedroom door, and shout to

mommy that daddy’s car has

just

arrived at the gate.”

“Ok daddy just a minute....”

A while later the little girl comes

back

to the phone, “Done it daddy.”

"What happened honey ?”

“Well, mommy got scared and

jumped

out of the bed naked, ran round the

room screaming, tripped over,

and

knocked her head on the

staircase,

now she is not moving at all.” “What

about Uncle Paul ?” asked

Dad.

He jumped out the window into

the

swimming pool, but I guess he

didn’t know you emptied the water

last

week.

He hit the bottom and I think

he’s

dead.”

After a really long pause this time...

Daddy says,“Swimming pool, but

we

don't have a swimming pool! Is

this

486-5731?” “No, this is 486-5713”

“Sorry wrong number....!!!!

yikes..my creepy stalker ^^ and his moronic,juvenile sense of humor...must be a swedish thing...can u say LOOZER

cry harder, bitch boy

DemOlition wins DemOlition earns 12738 EXP and makes off with $216 of shawshank's cash!

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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ^^ I JUST GOT "MUGGED" ^^

go ahead son,tell em why you all butthurt..lol,5 minutes criming your precious training $$ out the windo,lol : You catch DemOlition [DR], and manage to take $5,085,296 in cash from him.