Cause i'm T.N.T...

Anyway i'm new and stuff. Cool looking game. Hopefully new stuff will come around and get me hooked. So whats up?

nm dude, I just finished eating some of that cabbage soup I made earlier this week. I had a grain of pepper just sitting there on my tongue, and, so you know, like any other hardcore human would do, I decided to take a bite in it... guess what happened next? You'll never guess so I'll just tell; that freshly ground pepper grain started to tickle my throat, made me cough and spawned me liquid under my left eye. It was clear that it wanted to take control over my body, a conspiracy was unfolding. So I spit it out, drowned it in Tabasco and chewed it some more. My message to him? It'll take more then a lucky shot to gain control of this superior and majestic body.

I don't believe in coincidences "Jakeinator" but I'll tell you what I believe in; new guys spiking my pepper grinders with highly intelligent pepper cyborgs... so I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna give away a Turkey to the first guy who puts this conspirator into the infirmary 3 times in a row while he's online. You're not be getting away with this Jake... I'm watching you... ... ...

Oooh Shi-

hahahahahahahahaha! love it

WooooT. That's the best depiction of a Threat i've ever heard in my life,

I love it..

Jakeinator I think you've had it:P..

I'm going off too find a spot in the Graveyard now.

Sounds like a plan, but I'd probably suggest to hide out in the janitors closet for a bit to give you enough time to remove those cyborg parts.