Yes, his reply sounded so guilty that I now increase my offer to 20k!

It's now undeniable; thedestroyer, I hereby declare you Failed Cheater of Prison Block! May you forever wear your title in shame, thy thwarted one.

???ur obviously retarded

end of story

also u can think watever u want but i know i havent cheated or watever u want to call it now can someone plz lock this thread so i wont have to listen to more of this useless chatter coming from 2 PEOPLE WHO DONT EVEN KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry; I'm eating peanut butter and jelly toasts. I'll come back with a serious reply once I clean up my 'stache.

Btw, for those of you thinking about growing a full beard for winter (of just a moustache), forget about eating sandwiches in public. Every people's cool meter towards you will fall down to zero, and each time they see you again, they'll check if you don't have anything stuck in your 'stache. I'm seriously serious. Be smart, say no to bread.

k, thedestroyer, Failed Cheater of Prison Block, here's a remark: there's good and there's bad attention. Creating a useless post about "bros" on same ip while our bro doesn't play the game is bad attention. Hi-jacking a useless post and cunningly making fun of the OP is good attention.

Now, because you failed to recognise any sort of humour in our posts, I'm gladly increasing my bounty on your head; 50k for the first blow and 10k for every additional. Now let's see if you can find any humour in this post.

Mustard is far worse than breadcrumbs for 'staches. I somehow manage to keep mayonnaise off, though.

And if I were thedestroyer, I'd try to beat myself up, just for that kind of bounty. Easy money for easy bashing? All signs point to "yes".

This thread is the stuff that candy canes are made of!

I myself have grown all sorts of styles of facial hair. Oddly though, none include any sort of moustache.

When your friends invite you for a bbq and all there is are hamburgers and hotdogs, I go buy myself chicken breasts... they understand.

If it doesn't fit your fork, it probably isn't 'stache friendly.

I've seen your goatee on your myspace Tommy and it's pretty sweet. Nice length and thickness. I personally HATE shaving or trimming, so people have only seen me with few styles; When I'm publicly active, 1 week old full beard, then shaved. Publicly active, but much not caring, ~2 and a half week old full beard, then shaved. Publicly active and just not caring, ~1month old full beard, then shaved. My record; 1 and a half year ago (in summer) after about 4 months it was fulling at 2 and half inch thick. Now this winter I'm aiming for a new record. I'm already at *get's his ruler*  2 inches after just about 3 months.

For reference, because I only own a crappy webcam, my beard with the 'stache currently resembles this: [url=http://listcollections.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/gnome.jpg]http://listcollections.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/gnome.jpg ...but 2inches wise face ratio. I'm of course aiming to achieve the full look :P IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!

Neato. Is that your paper craft there?

lol nah, that was my gnome's appearence though... I miss my gnome

as i said before yall can think watever u want but i havent cheated

P.S. NO ONE FUCKIN CARES ABOUT UR DAMN MUSTACHE!!!