Huntin' Bears

Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned round to see a big black bear.

The black bear said "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have sex."

Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered.

Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder.

He turned round to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

( I got this from my - Bull Dyke housemate )

Top 13 Reasons Why Jerry Falwell Thinks Your Favorite TV Characters Are Gay

1.Fonzie: has an "office" in the men's room and always tells guys to "sit on it."

2.If you're drunk enough, "Homer Simpson" sounds kinda like "homosexual."

3.Popeye: Vegetarian. Bodybuilder. Dresses like one of the Village People. "Girlfriend" has no visible breasts. You connect the dots, Chester.

4.Batman & Robin: They caress a bust, which reveals a pole that they wrap themselves around and slide down which strips them of their clothes and puts them in rubber suits and... Okay, maybe Falwell's got something here.

5.Alex Trebek: Lives with his mom and knows *way* too much about Broadway Musicals and potpourri.

6."Shhhh, be vewy vewy wightous! I'm hunting a naked opewa-wuving wabbit!"

7.Will from "Will & Grace": Not because the character is openly gay, but because if he were straight, he'd go by "Bill" and smoke cigars.

8.That Peter Jennings character on "ABC World News Tonight" is thin, neat and obsessed with the sex life of a guy named Bill.

9.Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble: Fur house dresses? C'mon!

10.Check the reruns closely: Woody lives up to his name whenever Norm walks into the bar.

11.The letters in "The Teletubbies" can be rearranged to read, "He bites eel butt."

12."Dr. Quinn, Lesbian Woman"

13.and Number 1 Reason Jerry Falwell Thinks Your Favorite TV Character is Gay...

14.David Hasselhoff: 147 episodes of "Baywatch" with nary an erection.

Is it bad I find this scene hilarious?