Merry Christmas From Prison Block!
So you've gotta spend ya holidays all locked up behind bars with no one bothering to visit you eh? Well, I don't really give a damn about that, but since we're all here, I suppose I can make things a bit more fun for you. Here's what I'll do:
Amenity Fire Sale
I've got a whole bunch of crap locked up in my closet. You know, stuff I stole from the cells of dead inmates and shit. Anyhow, I need to get rid of it, and I figure I can offload it on you folks as a gesture of my kindness.
Not only that, I'll only charge ya 5 favors per amenity. Ain't I grand?
The catch? Well, you won't know what you're buying. You might end up with junk for all I know, but that's part of the fun isn't it? No one wants to know what's inside the box on Christmas morning do they!
Doubles on all Respect and Favor Purchases
Ok, you need me to be nicer? I've doubled all the purchases on favors and respected status. Even if you fill out paperwork for me (that is, do offers) I'll double what I normally give ya!
Now it won't show on the page, but once it credits, it'll be doubled. Ya just gotta trust me on this one. Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm the shit. Now head on over and buy something ya wanker.
Other Shit
Aside form all that, I've taught the surgeon some new tricks, so now you can go do more with your ugly mug. Run along!
We'll be introducing some new things as the new year rolls up on us, so keep checking back!